Backpaupers are born

More Oz antics............

27th-29th march

So, the 27th I left Adelaide with mixed emotions. Was looking forward to meeting up with the girls but was having a great time there with Bianca. Anyway got into Brisbane and spent the night in some shitty hostel with a bunch of backpackers, i prefer to call them back paupers because they are all pikey, smelly student types who talk bollox!! Shit room, shit sleep, shit (w)hole. Left there at sparrow's fart to catch the bus to byron bay. I was the only one on it, what a result. Met Kerry and Hollie, we are staying in a nice guest house but the birds(flying type) don't stop fucking squarking which makes sleep difficult.

Had 2 lovely days lying on the beach and messing about in the sea, it's roasting. Been running along the beach, like paradise! Had a meal indoors last night, backpauper stylie. The girls cooked carbonara and it was nice, had a couple of beers and got the peanut down.

Going to hit the town tonight for a meal and maybe a couple of cheeky beverages, who knows?! There's a wet T-shirt competiton on at cheeky monkeys, trying to convince the girls. managed to talk them into it, was pretty average although there were a couple of nice sets of bristols, nothing special. Cool bar but full of backpaupers and other pikeys. Only had a few beers, early start in the morning to leave for surfers.

30th march

An early start to catch the greyhound up the coast to surfers paradise. Good journey, 2 hrs, with a very charismatic driver who thought he was flying an airline, good commentary Brian.

Found our pad, it aint bad at all- even got an en suite. Dropped the cases and headed for the beach. Weather is OK but a bit windy, a lot windy!! Went swimming then was lying reading my book when some bastard, cunting seagull shat on me. Fucking vermin, not happy at all.

Back in the room figuring out a plan for tonight.....

Just in from a good night. Walked into town and looked in a few shops, had a pizza and then had a game of mini golf. I anihilated  the poor girls by at least 10 shots. We got some ice cream and wanderd down to the beach and had a couple of pints at the surf club, very home and away!! Napper down time, peace!!